Free tool
Pitch deck roaster
Describe your startup and we'll roast it like a VC who's seen ten thousand decks. Funny enough to share, honest enough to be useful.
How to use
Describe your pitch
Paste your one-liner, your TAM claim, or a rough summary. The more specific the input, the more surgical the roast.
Hit roast
The AI reads it like a partner who's already sat through ten thousand versions of this idea — and remembers every one.
Read the burns
Six observations, each one targeting a pattern VCs use to filter decks out in the first two minutes.
Fix what stings
The roasts that land usually point at the real problem. If you can't defend against it in here, you can't defend against it in the room.
Questions
Common questions
Both. The roasts are written to be funny, but they're calibrated against the patterns that actually kill pitches — vague TAMs, missing moats, 'just 1% of the market' logic. If it stings, there's usually a reason.
The more specific, the better. A one-liner gets generic feedback. A proper summary — problem, solution, traction, ask — gets surgical feedback. Paste your actual deck description if you have one.
Yes. If the roast surfaces something you can't defend, fix it before the room does. Think of it as a cheap rehearsal with a brutally honest audience.
No. The text is used to generate the roast and discarded immediately. Nothing is stored, indexed, or used for training.